The husband came home from work to find total mayhem. His three children were outside in their pajamas, playing in the mud.

Moving into the house he found a lamp had been knocked over, a throw rug scrunched against a wall, the family room strewn with toys and the kitchen sink filled with dirty dishes. The fridge door was open, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table and a pile of sand by the back door.

He headed up the stairs and noticed toys, dirty towels and water on the bathroom floor.

He found his wife curled up in bed.

He looked at her in bewilderment: "What in the world happened here today?"

She smiled.
"You know when you come home every day and ask me what on earth I did today?
Well ... today I didn't do it."