Advisor: ... however, with these sophisticated techniques we deduce that your
future is guaranteed. Look:"
Poor Joe: Guaranteed?"
Advisor: Monte Carlo simulation enables us to look into the future and see
probabilistic scenarios based upon assumed Returns and Standard Deviations and ...
Poor Joe: But, guaranteed?
Advisor: It says 100% probability of success, doesn't it? Can one ask for more?
Poor Joe: Wow. A hundred percent.
See Monte Carlo.
