Advisor: ... and we have a foolproof method for selecting stocks. Look:"
Poor Joe: How does it work?"
Advisor: It's a patented application of a sophisticated TA technique and ...
Poor Joe: TA?
Advisor: Yes, that's Technical Analysis. Very mathematical.
Poor Joe: Oh. I guess I wouldn't understand, eh?
Advisor: Quite so, but we understand and that's all that matters.
Beware of Techincal Analysis bumpf.
